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Date someone who actually gets you.

RetardedPeopleMeet is a place for tards to gather together and spawn.

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Matches Made

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Built Different

A dating app that works for your brain—not very well.

Every feature was built around how you actually operate — a disordered abomination

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Real Connections

Match with people who are too socially inept to recognize your shortcomings.

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Zero Tolerance

Wokies, immigrants, Haitians.

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Low-Pressure Messaging

No read receipts. Exist in a permanent state of disillusion and fear.

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More Than Dating

Romance, friendship, community, or just someone who vibes with you — all goals that are equally unachievable

Who We Are

Built by us, for us.

RetardedPeopleMeet is a special place for special people

Whether you woke up on day one retarded, or had a slow journey through life to arrive to that conclusion... RetardedPeopleMeet is here for you.

We run on caffiene and excess chromosomes.

✓ Founded by at least one retard, ran by potentially the same.
✓ Profiles that show what actually matters — not just height and job title
✓ UI that makes you want to drink hot sauce.
✓ Visual display that tracks your will to keep living; watch it fade away.

A Word From Leadership

From the desk of Mr. Yan

"I have dedicated my life to the management and gentle corralling of the world's most bewildering individuals. Some days I am moved to tears by the beauty of it all. Other days someone eats the couch. Either way, RetardedPeopleMeet is the greatest achievement of my career and possibly of Western civilization."

Mr. Yan

Chief Tard Wrangler

Who's Dat

All the tard types

Getting Started

Simple. Honest-ish. Yours.

Here's how it works.

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Build Your Profile

Show who you actually are. Type some stuff in, but nobody is actually going to read it or care what it says.

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Set Your Preferences

Romance, friendship, pen pal — you decide. Nobody is here for friendship though.

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Browse on Your Terms

No pressure timers. No daily limits. Browse when you feel like it, reach out when you're ready.

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Connect for Real

Chat, join groups, meet up — or just exist like a decaying vegetable forgotten in the back of the crisper./p>

Profile Features

Profiles that cut through the noise

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Condition Tags

Put it right on your profile so matches understand who they're talking to before the first message.

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Horny Meter

Set your current feelings, so nobody has to waste time guessing.

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Communication Style

Voice notes, memes, long paragraphs, or single-word replies, nobody really cares.

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Connection Goal

Be explicit about what you want. Dating, friendship, or just someone to exist alongside.

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Do Not Disturb

Going dark? DND pauses your inbox without deleting your account or losing your matches.

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Smart Openers

Not sure what to say? For an additional charge, one of our tards can fart out a cringe opener for you.

Example Profiles

Some of the people you'll meet

Community

More than matches

The dating is the headline. The community is the whole story.

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Interest Groups

From "Christians that hate others to dementia patients in politics."

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Virtual Events

Game nights, watch parties, casual calls, creative workshops — all optional, always low-stakes.

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Community Forum

Vent, celebrate, ask questions, share memes.

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Success Stories

Real matches, real friendships, real love stories.

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Resource Library

Guides, tips, and tools curated by tard daters, for tard daters.

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Peer Support

Community members trained as peer support contacts.

Testimonials

What people are saying

Jamie T.

ADHD & Anxiety

"I stopped apologizing for believing the world is flat. Everyone here already gets it. It's a completely different feeling."

Marcus W.

Autism & Depression

"First message I ever got here asked about my special interests section. (forcing women to give birth). On every other app that part got ignored or made fun of."

Priya L.

Bipolar & OCD

"My partner and I fight and tweak like a couple of rabid raccoons in a burlap sack, but the sex is okay."

Safety

We don't mess around with this

Don't trust anybody except the people running the government.

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Zero-Tolerance Policy

Illegal aliens are not welcome.

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Profile Verification

Optional photo verification keeps fake profiles off the platform. Verified members get a badge.

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One-Tap Reporting

Report any message or profile instantly. Human moderators review every report within 24 hours.

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Private by Default

Your profile is only visible inside the platform. Nothing indexed by search engines. Your info is yours.

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Crisis

I'm having an ongoing existential one

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Anti-Exploitation Screening

We actively scan for patterns indicating predatory behavior or scams targeting vulnerable members, and demand a cut.

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Consent-Forward Messaging

Clear community guidelines make consent expectations explicit around meetups and personal info sharing.

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Moderated by Us, For Us

Our entire moderation team is retarded. They have no idea what is happening most of the time.

FAQ

Got questions?

No. No paperwork, no proof. If you feel like your brain works differently — diagnosed, pursuing diagnosis, or self-identified — you belong here.

Not at all. A lot of members join purely for friendship or community. Your profile lets you set exactly what you're open to — romance, friends, pen pals, or all of the above.

Yes. A free account gets you a full profile, browsing access, and a daily message allowance. Premium unlocks unlimited messaging, advanced filters, and priority support.

I get it, but there's also very little chance you can actually even read what this says.

Stop being a little bitch.

Sure, you haven't lived until you've experienced a partner having a seizure mid-coitus.

Everything. All fields are opt-in — conditions, last active time, location, photos. DND mode lets you pause completely without losing any data or connections.

Let's get you in.

Free account. Takes two minutes. Your people are already waiting.

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